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© Provided by Goal Barcelona forward Neymar Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho believes signing Barcelona star Neymar is "impossible". Mourinho's nonsense West Brom excuse Mourinho dismissed the speculation, however, and said bringing Neymar to United was far too difficult. I think it [signing Neymar] is like trying to break into a safe. Barca, who are second to rivals Real Madrid in LaLiga, return to action with a trip to Granada on Sunday.

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Can José Mourinho prise Eric Dier from Tottenham Hotspur? More José Mourinho is ready to spend £40 million to take Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Eric Dier to Manchester United, according to a report. Dier, 23, is an England international who has been playing for Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino in central defense this season.

Get Manchester United FC updates directly to your inbox + Subscribe Thank you for subscribing! Could not subscribe, try again later Invalid Email Paul Pogba is one of five Manchester United players who will miss their Premier League fixture against West Brom on Saturday. Pogba suffered a hamstring injury in the Europa League win over FC Rostov two weeks ago and has not recovered in time for the return of domestic football. "So we lose four and I think Paul Pogba is also out," Mourinho told Soccer Saturday. Get all the latest Manchester United news first with our new app.

Bastian Schweinsteiger was unveiled as a Chicago Fire player on Wednesday after completing his move from Manchester United. It brings to an end a miserable 18-month spell at United for Schweinsteiger, who didn’t make a single Premier League appearance under Jose Mourinho. But, for the time being, Schweinsteiger will have to put up with a nation where football isn’t the biggest sport. The first was when a reporter asked Bastian if he thinks he can win the World Cup with Chicago Fire. Video: Bastian asked if he can help Chicago win World Cup The second awkward question Then, Chicago Fire’s new signing was asked if he’s still striving to play for Germany.